I’d like to bring up a sort of iffy subject
Which is a particular interest of mine
You’ll find I feel very strongly, wrongly
Abused when people bring up gay marriages
Or soldiers, or anything which encourages
Anything against my own beliefs, relief
Will only come people start to see the light
We’re right and everything you say is sin
Here at Westboro Baptist we hold to our men-
Tally proven opinions, The Bible told us so
Is our go-to defense, throw some freedom of
Speech around to cover our hides while we
Cower and hide behind such close-minded bouts
Of such things as protesting funerals, spout
Non-sense backed by no facts, backtrack when
Caught in lies and fake our smiles, most vile
People you’ll ever meet, no better than gangsters
Repping the streets as they spray rounds, only
Instead of physical violence, our weapons are phoney
Emotionally damaging words and approprating rally
Strategies for our cause, because it’s obviously really
Similar to equal rights and such issues, mobbing
People at their worst time, yeah we’re such moral
People, but stop by only if you’re an awful role model
Like the rest of us, you know the best of us, ones
Who use children in their petty homophobic games
Alright, I’ve got to go now, we’re getting to ready
To go to Canada, there’s a funeral happening there
Only, oh no, what a surprise, we’ve been banned
Guess our close-mindedness is actually rather serprent-
Like, makes me realize all the crazy views non-factually
Stated by our reps, all the hate-spreading, I’m too late…
Not, still a fucking close-minded bastard willing
To sacrifice a child’s innocence for any purpose milling
Through my fucked up mind, don’t mind me I’m just writing
This sign, no biggie, it only says that all gays must die